Haters Gonna Hate
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Off Camera
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“See this, Dex? This is how it should always be.”
Dexter
Russell, professional wrestling journalist and boyfriend of the new Tapout
Champion Aubrianna Powers, is driving down the road towards the hotel he and
Aubrianna are staying. Powers, his
girlfriend, is in the passenger’s seat next to him. She has changed out of her wrestling gear and
back into her more comfortable clothes; an ankle length loose maxi skirt, flip
flops, and a t-shirt which reads “Most Valuable Powers” on the front in hot
pink lettering. She is staring with
wide-eyed awe at her newest trophy: the Tapout Championship belt. It rests in her lap and she has not taken her
eyes or her hands off of it since winning it earlier in the evening from
Lambert Jr. and Makel in a triple threat match.
“I wish I could see it, Aubrey…especially
considering how I probably haven’t yet memorized how it looks after the first
dozen or so times you’ve shown me that belt…” sarcasm seems to drip from
Dexter’s voice as he smirks knowingly “…but
I am driving, and I probably shouldn’t take my eyes off of the road.”
“Smart ass.”Aubrianna sticks her tongue
out at Dexter.
“You’re right, I am smart, and an ass,”
he chuckles “and I am also proud of you,
Aubrey.”
“Aww, you’re so sweet!”
“But…” Dexter’s voice trails off. This causes Aubrianna to arch a brow.
“But?
There are no ‘buts’ Dex, I won this thing. Just like I said I would.”
“Yeah, you did, with a little help from your
friend chloroform.”
The pink
tipped blonde beauty rolls her eyes. “Big
deal! Results are all that matter,
right? Point is that I won.”
She points a
finger at Dexter. “It isn’t like YOU
haven’t helped me before.”
“This is true.” He nods his head. “And honestly, I regret it.”
“Why?!”
“Aubrey, you’ve managed to outwit your
opponents at every turn. You outsmarted
the likes of Dickie Harter, Fallon Lockhart, Raksha, and now Sandy Makel and James
Lambert Jr., all of this to become Tapout Champion.”
“You’re right,” she taps the side of her
head “I’m smarter than them. And as good as you might be, at the end of
the day sometimes it all comes down to mere intelligence and I guarantee you,
Dex, that I am the smartest person on the Underground roster.”
“I don’t doubt that, but take it from me, I’ve
been in this business just as long as you have, so you should know that what I’m
about to say is true. People will
eventually catch onto your tricks. Your
opponents will eventually figure you out.”
“I know that, sweetie. But you should know by now that I’m never one
to rest on my laurels. I don’t just
learn from my mistakes, I always strive to learn, regardless of the
situation. Why do you think I wanted to
join up with Monarchy?”
“Trinity Street.” Dexter responds with a
sigh.
“Bingo.
I wanted to learn from her and from all of the others she
recruited. The lessons I learned from
Monarchy are a big part of why I’m here tonight with this Tapout Championship.”
She grins knowingly as she casts a gaze back down at the title belt “Trust me, babe, I’m ready to defend this
against all comers.”
“And what about Cult Classic?”
“Huh?”
“I’ve done my homework, Aubrey. I am a journalist,
remember?” He chuckles. “I don’t know
much yet, admittedly, but I know it’s coming up. Are you ready?”
“Dex, sweetie, I am ready for anything. People told me not to get my hopes up, that I
would struggle early on, and then I won my first championship, the MCW World
Tag Team Championship, in my fourth match as a pro. They said it was a fluke and yet in GCW I
went on to have a massive winning streak that only their global champion could
stop and even then I pushed her to her limit.
Before my rookie year was out I won my second championship, the GCW
International Championship. My critics
in GCW said I couldn’t go sixty minutes in an Iron Man Match but I did. Then they said I couldn’t handle a second
company…” The Most Valuable Powers throws her head back and laughs. “…now I’m a part of Underground and I’m only
in my second year as a pro and I have my third championship, the Tapout
Championship. People have doubted me and
I always rise to the occasion. This will
be no different.”
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On Camera
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Where to
start? Oh where to start?
How about I
start with the haters in Underground?
Haters are gonna hate…yeah, I’m looking at you, Dickie, you piece of
crap…but now I get to shove this nice cute decorative piece of gold title belt
in your damn face! It’s the Tapout
Championship and it’s mine! It’s all
mine!
I told each
and every one of you that I am The Underground MVP and now I have the
undeniable proof that I am as good as I say I am. But The Most Valuable Powers is not done
there. I will continue to silence my
critics and make the haters eat crow.
And maybe I’ll add yet another impressive trophy to my always growing
trophy case…
How does
Cult Classic MVP sound? If you don’t
like it, too bad. Learn to love it,
bitches, because I’m going to make it a fucking reality.
Oh and then
there’s my haters in Global Championship Wrestling. I bet you losers are real happy that Brittany
Kayl is the International Champion? I
bet you are real happy that she took the title from me at For Glory &
Gold? Well she can have that stupid
piece of tin and all of the responsibilities that go along with it. Monarchy’s MVP always sets her eyes to the
future and my future involves bigger and better things.
Survival of
the Fittest I’m in the elimination chamber match competing for the Global
Championship. By November, I could be
the face of the Livewire Brand of GCW.
Then how would you haters feel about that?
Haters are
gonna hate and Aubrianna Powers will just continue to rub it in their faces.
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